Tuesday, March 11, 2008
*Decided to make my post more colourful*
Been cabal-ing these few days, doesnt have much to blog. Ytd night played viwawa mahjong with yishi and her "friend" kw, We played till 5am even though she has extra lessons at 8am -.- Love makes people crazy eh.. =/ anyway to accompany her and kw, Didnt cabal much last night.. =P but it's good for me too.. Cabal-ing too much = no life-ing lol, like that bj who is no life-ing right nw at this moment! LOL =D
This afternoon went to meet her downstairs as she bought takoyaki for me! =D hehe ^^ but only met for awhile.. Chit chat awhile then she went back home le.. She's pretty busy with her things these few days, so we gonna have to wait until maybe friday to meet again.. anyway like what she always say, Absence makes the heart fonder! =)
And also, wish yishi good luck with that kw! =D lol XD
Joke time! =)
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin?" His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before."oh, no," says Dave. "He’s on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser. His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,
"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?" "She's in the Ladies" Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it. She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."
SLAMit.DUNKit 4:51 AM
